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My boring christmas…

Christmas day, kagigising lang ni pepe nagbukas ng fridge at naghanap ng pwedeng makakain. Boring talaga ang christmas sa downunder walang kakulay-kulay…! Hindi na rin ako nag-ayos ng apartment unit ko kasi kung maglalagay naman ako ng christmas decors ay magmumukhang oasis lang sa gitna ng disyerto ang unit ko na nag-iisang kumukutikutitap sa….Read more

December 25, 2006 Posted by | Everydaily Life | Leave a comment

Neps lover…

Familiar ba kayo sa Nepenthes. (Pitcher Plant) Ito ay isang klase ng mga halamang tinatawag nating Carnivorous Species. Sa lahat halos ng mga milyon-milyong varieties ng mga halaman sa buong mundo dito yata ako na inlove sa kakaibang halaman na ito, pangalawa na lang ang Cacti o Cactus sa common na pagkakilala natin… Ang vessel ng halamang ito na parang pitcher ang appearance kung kayat tinawag syang Pitcher Plant, ay hindi bulaklak kundi extension lamang ng dahon nito… Ang vessel o pitcher ng halamang ito ay may taglay na digestive chemicals na kayang mag-digest o tumunaw ng mga insekto at maliliit na hayop na aksidenteng nahulog dito bilang secondary food source ng… Read more

December 23, 2006 Posted by | Interests | Leave a comment

Diwa ng pasko…

Naalala ko nung kabataan ko ang nakakatuwang tanawin kinabukasan after ng christmas eve… Lahat ng mga bata sa neighborhood namin noon ay naka-upo sa may hagdanan ng bahay nila hawak ang kung ano mang regalo na natanggap nila mula kay Santa Clause, at kahit hindi pa halos naghihilamos ay masisilaw mo na ang kakaibang saya sa kanikanilang mga mukha… Ang kabataan natin, talagang nakaka-miss…! Palagi ko nun pinagmamasdan ang… Read more

December 22, 2006 Posted by | Everydaily Life, Medyo serious topics | 2 Comments

Who’s that?

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?”

“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, “Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!”

Although impressed, Bubba’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba’s knowing Cruise was just lucky.

“No, no, just name anyone else,” Bubba says.

“President Clinton,” his boss quickly retorts.

“Yes,” Bubba says, “I know him, let’s fly out to Washington.”
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubb on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up.”

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

“The Pope,” his boss replies.

“Sure!” says Bubba.

“My folks are from Poland, and I’ve known the Pope a long time.”

So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss’ side, Bubba asks him, “What happened?”

His boss looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who’s that on the balcony with Bubba?”

December 20, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Deaf wife

A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife.

He said to the doctor, “I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.”

“Well,” the doctor replied, “go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn’t reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness.”

The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.

He said, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply.

He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

She replied, “For the fourth time, vegetable stew!”

December 20, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Apples and oranges

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, “What are you lining up for, dear?” Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

“Mmm, sounds lovely,” said Grandma. “I think I’ll have some myself,” she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. “But you’re so old… how do you do it?”

Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s quite easy, sonny… I just remove my dentures and suck ’em dry!”

December 20, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Caught by the parrot

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn’t be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.

She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much. The owner said it was $50.

Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn’t more expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff.”

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway. The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.”

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought “that’s not so bad.”

A couple hours later, the woman’s two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, “New house, new madam, new whores.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the woman’s husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, “New house, new madam, new whores…. Hi George!”

December 20, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

What is it called?

A guy walks into a chinesse restaurant with his wife. The waiter approaches, the guy asks for “a table for two”. As they are waiting for a table to be prepared, his wife cant help to notice a fish tank full of beutiful tropical fish.

The wife turns to her husband and demands that she wants the same fish brought for her at home. The husband agrees and asks the waiter what the fish are called.

The waiter replies “sushi”.

December 20, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

That’s my chicken

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.

By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, “Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem with this is that this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!”

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.

A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man’s table and says, “Listen up, pal. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!”

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s rectum pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, “Your turn!”

December 20, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Vocabulary enrichment

1. Aspect – pantusok sa yelo.

2. CD ROM – Tingnan ang kuwarto.

3. City – Numero bago mag otso.

4. Devalue – Susunod sa letter V.

5. Dillema – Brown-out ba?

December 17, 2006 Posted by | Pinoy Jokes | 1 Comment